Angel Is a Pedophile
A Punchline Anthem parody performed by the character "Homemade" Wade Maddox. Parody of "Centerfold" (J. Geils Band).
Transcript
Raised my diet coke to that flag like an anthem
The rallies were church and the merch tent was my shrine
I drank that diet coke like communion wine
Had a sticker on my truck and his grin above my door
Then the TV flicked with the truth I couldn't fight
My thumb just froze on the headline in my blood red wine
My blood runs cold
My hero's secret's just been told
My angel is a pedophile
My angel is a pedophile
My hero's secret's just been told
Angel is a pedophile
There he is at the fashion show
lit up in the dark
There he is at my hero's wedding
leaving his mark
Sittin' in with Maxwell
Grinnin' at the lens
and the whole long time line
closing in like a fence
Every fiend town has got the photo now
I cannot know it, Lord, I don't know how
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is a pedophile
My angel is a pedophile
My blood runs cold
Yeah, I'm done defending him
Angel is a pedophile
Na na na na...
tonight. My angel is a pedophile. Angel is a pedophile. Watch my angel burn, see the smoke. Angel is a pedophile.
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