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Angel Is a Pedophile
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PunchlineAnthem
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A Punchline Anthem parody performed by the character "Homemade" Wade Maddox. Parody of "Centerfold" (J. Geils Band).
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Raised my diet coke to that flag like an anthem The rallies were church and the merch tent was my shrine I drank that diet coke like communion wine Had a sticker on my truck and his grin above my door Then the TV flicked with the truth I couldn't fight My thumb just froze on the headline in my blood red wine My blood runs cold My hero's secret's just been told My angel is a pedophile My angel is a pedophile My hero's secret's just been told Angel is a pedophile There he is at the fashion show lit up in the dark There he is at my hero's wedding leaving his mark Sittin' in with Maxwell Grinnin' at the lens and the whole long time line closing in like a fence Every fiend town has got the photo now I cannot know it, Lord, I don't know how My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold My angel is a pedophile My angel is a pedophile My blood runs cold Yeah, I'm done defending him Angel is a pedophile Na na na na... tonight. My angel is a pedophile. Angel is a pedophile. Watch my angel burn, see the smoke. Angel is a pedophile.

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